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I dream about Jurs every night. In this dream, I'm cock slapping her face until I'm about to blow my load, in which I don my samurai costume and begin to chant crazy numbers. She then screams at my face as if she were a demon, released from the back-end of Wal*Mart, wanting the art of my Splooshido Blade all over her face. I tell her that she isn't ready for my Cockurai Warrior, but she insists that I unleash my fury on her midget breasts.
This is when I wake up, every time... hmm yes according to my calculations thaor's chances of AAAing disregard on consecutive playthroughs are represented by the function 2/3log(x+.05)+1=y where x is the number of playthroughs in hundreths and y is the percentage chance of AAAing in hundreths
be warned this does not take into consideration the porco dio variable the basketball team rofl
more like go to MIT because if you take pistol, fencing, and sailing the athletics department gives you an official pirate's license dashoe: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng |
